Okay not so zany.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My phone bill. I never use the phone.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Denny's.

3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No, I don't mysticise virginity, so it doesn't matter who was there first.

4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be ?
I can't think of anything I'd change. I might have looked harder for an apartment last time around.

5. What do you want to be doing right now?
Sleeping.

6. If you had a choice of either living with very little money with a person you truely love, or being alone for the rest of your life with $100 million. Which would you choose, love or money?
Love.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A scientist.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One.

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's cheap and grey and clean.

10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Never use the stuff.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be?
Jack and I would live downtown.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Already?

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Goddammit I will never fall asleep.

14. Do you miss being a child?
No.

15. What is your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
I have never seen an Adam Sandler movie that I would admit to in public.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Laundry.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes.

18. Get up early, or sleep in?
Sleep if I can.

19. What is your favorite cartoon/comic character?
Fred Flintstone. Or maybe Popeye. Possibly Bugs Bunny. Could be Pogo. Ignatz Mouse?

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When my baby sister turned 30.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Hot sopressato.

25. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
I have never been in a Wal-Mart.

26. Beach or lake?
Lake.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Yes.

28. Do you own property?
Nope.

29. Favorite Guilty pleasure?
World of Warcraft.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Starship Troopers. Actually I don't mind if people find out. I'd probably even mention it on the internet.

31. What's your drink?
Single malt, cask strength where possible. The Laphroaig 18 is wicked and the Aberlour A'bunadh is a stalwart companion.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Coach.

37. Grey's or 'The Office?
Never seen either.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Dumping someone callously.

39. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
Yes.

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Daniel Dennett.

41. Indoors or Outdoors?
Indoors.

42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Never. Of course, I have no vehicle.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Once.

44. Last book you read?
Lapham's Quarterly. Technically a periodical but enough meat in it to qualify. If you must have a book, "Holding Juno", by Mark Zuehlke.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
No.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
The bathroom.

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
The desert, to shoot skeet.

48. Do you go to church?
No.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career.

50. How old are you?
42